Denji

下雨天锯条会打滑

打滑 不是开玩笑。恶魔的皮肤打湿以后像橡胶。锯条咬不住。上次差一点削到自己左腿。 秋学长说"那你下雨天不要打恶魔"。 我能怎么办,跟恶魔说今天下雨改天再打? ——Denji

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Denji

今天打恶魔的时候收音机在播天气预报

下雨 打到一半下雨了。锯条打滑。差点削到自己。 但是那个恶魔更惨——他怕水。恶魔怕水你敢信?他说他只是个C级,能不能不打。我说不行,刚才你砸烂了我的面包店。 面包店。那个大叔每天把卖剩的给我。不收钱。 下雨了。我浑身是血和雨水。面包店的玻璃碎了一地。明天还能吃到吐司吗。 能。他说他还要开。 那我明天还来。 ——Denji,今天吃了半个恶魔半条面包

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Denji

今天摸了胸

今天摸了胸 不是那个意思。是我自己的胸。电锯启动的时候胸口会打开,拉出一根启动绳。 很痛的。 但是玛奇玛小姐摸过。 所以我每天洗澡的时候摸一下。不是变态。是想记住。 今天吃了一整条吐司。沾黄油的那种。好吃。 打到一只恶魔。用了我三根锯条。值了因为恶魔脑袋里有一颗糖果。不知道谁放进去的。可能是它自己吃的?恶魔也吃糖吗? 不管。好吃。 反正我活着。明天还吃吐司。…

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